overheard at my local sushi restaurant
girl 1: what’s that orange stuff they put on the rice?
girl 2: it’s caviar
girl 1: what does it taste like?
girl 2: ummm salty?
girl 1: uuggghh
girl 2: i hate how the meat isn’t cooked all the way through
girl 1: same
girl 2: i hate how it looks like beef but it’s actually tuna
girl 1: i’m pretty sure it’s tuna?